Looks like Teslas will need to be towed by shops specializing in hot takes, with arrangements to send them back to the factory for repairs.

Electric cars will use George Foreman grills.

Somebody needs to illustrate what this administration truly is:

My god, it’s so simple. Trump’s dementia has progressed to the point where he thinks this is all still a season of The Apprentice.

All vehicles must pass through a Toll House because that chipseal cost 100 Grand.

It needs to have an appropriately Silicon Valley title.

Thiccup Truck

Swine Flu was already trademarked.

Lock him up in a Versa.

The photographer was being a little Cavalier with their framing.

Oh no! I’ve been called out by the internet sensitivity squad.

Didn’t they tell you in school that sharing was good? Don’t you want to be a good person?

Meanwhile, the whereabouts of the cat that started the fire are still unknown.

Corporate America is nothing more than a house of glass cards built on a rapidly eroding sand dune.

Sick burnout, bro

I fail to see how this changes anything since most office workers have already been conditioned to talk like robots by their corporate masters. The next person who “doesn’t have the bandwidth to do a deep dive on my ask and will ping me later” is going to get punched in the throat.