Buying any Maxima automatically makes you a villain.

Looks like Teslas will need to be towed by shops specializing in hot takes, with arrangements to send them back to the factory for repairs.

Electric cars will use George Foreman grills.

All vehicles must pass through a Toll House because that chipseal cost 100 Grand.

It needs to have an appropriately Silicon Valley title.

Thiccup Truck

Swine Flu was already trademarked.

Lock him up in a Versa.

The photographer was being a little Cavalier with their framing.

Didn’t they tell you in school that sharing was good? Don’t you want to be a good person?

Sick burnout, bro

They had no choice but to Cee’d that segment to the competition since the car had no Soul.

And the sport of Motocrossburning loses yet another sponsor.

So this factory was building White Powertrains?

1. That just reinforces Honesty’s point that we don’t learn from our mistakes. The F-150 also falls into the essential vehicles for work and commerce category. If someone only has enough money for one vehicle and they need a truck, they’re buying the truck. (This is probably a factor in the decline in demand for…

It’s going to be a complete shitshow once:

What, you don’t like having the power cut right when you need it most with no easy way to override traction control?

There are not enough stars in the universe for this. Anything to get the Tacoma's fuel economy out of Canyonero territory would be welcome.