Thiccup Truck

Swine Flu was already trademarked.

Lock him up in a Versa.

The photographer was being a little Cavalier with their framing.

Didn’t they tell you in school that sharing was good? Don’t you want to be a good person?

Sick burnout, bro

They had no choice but to Cee’d that segment to the competition since the car had no Soul.

And the sport of Motocrossburning loses yet another sponsor.

So this factory was building White Powertrains?

1. That just reinforces Honesty’s point that we don’t learn from our mistakes. The F-150 also falls into the essential vehicles for work and commerce category. If someone only has enough money for one vehicle and they need a truck, they’re buying the truck. (This is probably a factor in the decline in demand for…

It’s going to be a complete shitshow once:

What, you don’t like having the power cut right when you need it most with no easy way to override traction control?

There are not enough stars in the universe for this. Anything to get the Tacoma's fuel economy out of Canyonero territory would be welcome.

If this is supposed to be the Passport of my dreams, I hereby renounce my citizenship.

I think it'd be more accurate to call this the pre-WWIII era. 

That thing sank Like A Rock ™.

But is he mentally Fit to stand trial?

Be careful. The Great Whites in South Africa have diplomatic immunity.

Florida: Where Audi’s, grandparents, rational thought, and dreams go to die.

No dealership would be complete without a bag of dicks.