I say we start a GoFundMe for all of the people unwittingly injured by these things.

Not enough cash?

Looks like they lost their cool.

Second Gear: Hyundai would be in a better place if they just actually built the Santa Cruz. But noooooo. Everyone apparently wants some bro-ed out monster that costs 50k and gets 10 mpg.

Downtown Disney. The Fort Wilderness/Bay Lake area has better boats, but there's not much of a piloting challenge there since it's mostly open water.

Buses are the backbone of the system for two reasons:

As former WDW transportation (watercraft) cast member:

As someone who learned to drive in Orlando, one does not simply “merge” on to I-4. It’s more of a vehicular kamikaze maneuver punctuated with copious amounts of profanity and/or prayers to various deities.

It checks out with my sources*.

Miami Driving Tip: You should already be moving when a light turns green. Failure to do so will result in a friendly local adding some “speed holes” to your rear window.

Are we there? Nyet!

Like a Tesla, Trump can also be charged in multiple states.

Artificial reefs aren't meant to be pulled out of the water.

All the cool kids have their Boeings knitted by a struggling poetry major on Etsy.

Dumping in the ocean only works for deep cycle marine batteries.

Cuba

I didn’t even know you could tow anything with a mobility scooter, but apparently it’s quite possible.

I’m just surprised to see the fascist vehicle in the left lane for once on the 101. Having to pass on the reich side just feels like a crime against humanity.

I found it to be lacking the Insight you normally get with Honda comments.

Nightmare at 20,000 footsies