He can’t have a stroke because that would require 1) blood flow to the brain 2) a brain.

There is only one appropriate response when someone at a town hall non-ironically mentions “chemtrails” or claims climate change is a hoax.

I say we start a GoFundMe for all of the people unwittingly injured by these things.

Not enough cash?

Looks like they lost their cool.

Second Gear: Hyundai would be in a better place if they just actually built the Santa Cruz. But noooooo. Everyone apparently wants some bro-ed out monster that costs 50k and gets 10 mpg.

Downtown Disney. The Fort Wilderness/Bay Lake area has better boats, but there's not much of a piloting challenge there since it's mostly open water.

Buses are the backbone of the system for two reasons:

As former WDW transportation (watercraft) cast member:

As someone who learned to drive in Orlando, one does not simply “merge” on to I-4. It’s more of a vehicular kamikaze maneuver punctuated with copious amounts of profanity and/or prayers to various deities.

We can’t half-ass this anymore.

It checks out with my sources*.

Miami Driving Tip: You should already be moving when a light turns green. Failure to do so will result in a friendly local adding some “speed holes” to your rear window.

Are we there? Nyet!

In my professional scientific opinion:

Like a Tesla, Trump can also be charged in multiple states.

Artificial reefs aren't meant to be pulled out of the water.

It’s actually a sign that there's a new Space Pope.

All the cool kids have their Boeings knitted by a struggling poetry major on Etsy.

Dumping in the ocean only works for deep cycle marine batteries.