Yes, the elusive Goodyear Integrity. Hard to believe only four were ever made.

THIS! I hate passing on two lane roads because it always turns into some kind of pissing match.

Some broad gets on there with a staticky sweater and, boom, it’s “oh, the humanity!”

The focus groups decided against it and marketing told us millennials hate vowels.

The little bird was brutally tackled/beaten because the flight was overbooked. It is now on the no-fly list after a lengthy strip search.

Accounting: “Take your pie in the sky hippie crap and stow-and-go it way up your ass.

One prototype involved sticking an Echo into a normal microwave.

Alternate Headline:

What happens when the fifth planet eats fourth meal?

I liked him too, before the cave incident. Between that and the 420 tweet, somebody needs to slap some sense into him. Or launch his phone into the Sun.

Portrait of the Designer:

All we are is rust in the wind.

“It’s your kids, John. Something’s gotta be built to seat your kids.”

Perfect for those tooth hurty conference calls.

Whale oil can't melt iron beams!

Donald Trump is just a sentient fart in a poorly fitting suit. He leaves his surroundings worse off and nobody wants to take the blame.

This is what needs to happen, but it won’t as long as Russia is basically Europe’s gas station. Putin’s stranglehold on power will only last as long as the oligarchs can continue to funnel wealth from energy exports. That entire criminal enterprise (and many others around the world) will be toast the moment humanity…