You’ll be the master of all the races.™

The only things dropping at Tesla are bumpers.

I agree with you completely. Apologies if what I said sounded insensitive, or worse, like some anti-PC nutcase.

Now, now. We can’t have people reading words and then possibly feeling uncomfortable about what happened. That might lead down a dangerous road of critical thought and self reflection.

Despite the American designs receiving around three million more votes, we’ll somehow end up with this:

The Captain’s last words before being eaten by his crew:

I’d like to do the Kessel Run in twelve parsecs with a 2000 Ford Falcon.

Swift boating only happens when John Kerry is behind the wheel.

I have thought many things about my Prius over the past 12 years.

There were still bedbugs back then, but they were much classier.

The first choice results in an exclusive contract with Fiat to supply parts for a new Abarf trim. So, money in the bank.

Come with me if you want to live.

... then you wake up in a dark room, slowly walk toward a mirror, and it’s revealed that you’re actually Hitler.

Some visionaries can see that there’s more than a small profit to be made in the midget prom limo business.

- 2WD

Is anyone else concerned by the Oompa Loompa that escaped the factory to follow his dreams of waving a checkered flag?

You have nothing to worry about as long as you can dodge that viper.

You’ve heard of ride sharing for people, but for bears?!?