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A Lexus? On the high seas? This can only end one way.

These new Cosby Mysteries have really taken a dark turn.

Elon: There are three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Elon Musk way.

What about fines related to flying jars of urine?

We at Nissan want a car with attitude. It’s edgy, it’s “in your face.” You’ve heard the expression, “let’s get busy”? Well, this is a car that gets “biz-zay!” Consistently and thoroughly.

They tried to upgrade him to a full size vehicle at the rental counter, but he was having Nun of it.

They were showing The Horse Whisperer.

So what you're saying is that all Mustangs leaving cars and coffee events are driven by bears.

So, what you’re suggesting is that those rocket men must have been high as a kite by then?

Could you change a quarter for five bees? I need to catch the ferry over to Morganville and see if they have any of those big yellow onions left. I know they already ran out of the white ones because of the war.

You’ll be the master of all the races.™

The only things dropping at Tesla are bumpers.

I agree with you completely. Apologies if what I said sounded insensitive, or worse, like some anti-PC nutcase.

Now, now. We can’t have people reading words and then possibly feeling uncomfortable about what happened. That might lead down a dangerous road of critical thought and self reflection.

Despite the American designs receiving around three million more votes, we’ll somehow end up with this:

The Captain’s last words before being eaten by his crew:

I’d like to do the Kessel Run in twelve parsecs with a 2000 Ford Falcon.

Swift boating only happens when John Kerry is behind the wheel.