I have thought many things about my Prius over the past 12 years.

There were still bedbugs back then, but they were much classier.

The first choice results in an exclusive contract with Fiat to supply parts for a new Abarf trim. So, money in the bank.

Come with me if you want to live.

... then you wake up in a dark room, slowly walk toward a mirror, and it’s revealed that you’re actually Hitler.

Some visionaries can see that there’s more than a small profit to be made in the midget prom limo business.

- 2WD

Is anyone else concerned by the Oompa Loompa that escaped the factory to follow his dreams of waving a checkered flag?

You have nothing to worry about as long as you can dodge that viper.

You’ve heard of ride sharing for people, but for bears?!?

It’s not like he started selling flamethrowers to any random pers.....oh shit.

The hybrid component was just a solar powered calculator in the glovebox. Somehow, the calculator also got terrible mileage.

Sounds like their residential solar business is imploding, not the automotive division. Most of the low hanging prepaid/PPA residential solar sales have already been made and any business that continues to rely on them is not long for this world.

But is it enough to make up for the shoestring budget?

Say hello to the 2019 Kia Sole.

“Now THIS is semi-autonomous driving!”

THANK YOU! Everyone seems to see the Mustang and end the analysis there, but I too have noticed a correlation between Nissans and increased assholery. Altimas/Maximas tend to be driven by jerks while Rogues are driven by complete morons.

Nobody does it better.

There’s just one tiny flaw in your plan.