This is what happens when a mid 90s Ford Taurus parks itself at a buffet and never leaves.

If it was a rental, I hope he at least used a car cover because he’s going to be in a world of Hertz if he didn’t.

I believe the dealership negotiations went something like this:

I applaud Jalopnik for honoring the Geneva Conventions by not using a photo of the 4th gen Prius.

Those mechanics were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.

That water is only 74.5% pee-pee.

The call is the car.

They had a detached family room.

So, a decent concept finally made it to production without getting completely butchered.

Why stay on roads when you can drive freestyle?

I’m so sorry for your loss.