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So, what you’re suggesting is that those rocket men must have been high as a kite by then?

Could you change a quarter for five bees? I need to catch the ferry over to Morganville and see if they have any of those big yellow onions left. I know they already ran out of the white ones because of the war.

You’ll be the master of all the races.™

The only things dropping at Tesla are bumpers.

I agree with you completely. Apologies if what I said sounded insensitive, or worse, like some anti-PC nutcase.

Now, now. We can’t have people reading words and then possibly feeling uncomfortable about what happened. That might lead down a dangerous road of critical thought and self reflection.

Despite the American designs receiving around three million more votes, we’ll somehow end up with this:

The Captain’s last words before being eaten by his crew:

I’d like to do the Kessel Run in twelve parsecs with a 2000 Ford Falcon.

Swift boating only happens when John Kerry is behind the wheel.

I have thought many things about my Prius over the past 12 years.

There were still bedbugs back then, but they were much classier.

The first choice results in an exclusive contract with Fiat to supply parts for a new Abarf trim. So, money in the bank.

Come with me if you want to live.

... then you wake up in a dark room, slowly walk toward a mirror, and it’s revealed that you’re actually Hitler.

Some visionaries can see that there’s more than a small profit to be made in the midget prom limo business.

- 2WD

Is anyone else concerned by the Oompa Loompa that escaped the factory to follow his dreams of waving a checkered flag?