You have nothing to worry about as long as you can dodge that viper.

You’ve heard of ride sharing for people, but for bears?!?

It’s not like he started selling flamethrowers to any random pers.....oh shit.

The hybrid component was just a solar powered calculator in the glovebox. Somehow, the calculator also got terrible mileage.

Sounds like their residential solar business is imploding, not the automotive division. Most of the low hanging prepaid/PPA residential solar sales have already been made and any business that continues to rely on them is not long for this world.

But is it enough to make up for the shoestring budget?

Say hello to the 2019 Kia Sole.

“Now THIS is semi-autonomous driving!”

THANK YOU! Everyone seems to see the Mustang and end the analysis there, but I too have noticed a correlation between Nissans and increased assholery. Altimas/Maximas tend to be driven by jerks while Rogues are driven by complete morons.

Nobody does it better.

There’s just one tiny flaw in your plan.

This is what happens when a mid 90s Ford Taurus parks itself at a buffet and never leaves.

If it was a rental, I hope he at least used a car cover because he’s going to be in a world of Hertz if he didn’t.

I believe the dealership negotiations went something like this:

I applaud Jalopnik for honoring the Geneva Conventions by not using a photo of the 4th gen Prius.

Those mechanics were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.

That water is only 74.5% pee-pee.

The call is the car.

They had a detached family room.