Could you change a quarter for five bees? I need to catch the ferry over to Morganville and see if they have any of those big yellow onions left. I know they already ran out of the white ones because of the war.

You’ll be the master of all the races.™

Can we just shut down all social media until we get our collective shit together? Things aren’t exactly working out...

The only things dropping at Tesla are bumpers.

I agree with you completely. Apologies if what I said sounded insensitive, or worse, like some anti-PC nutcase.

Now, now. We can’t have people reading words and then possibly feeling uncomfortable about what happened. That might lead down a dangerous road of critical thought and self reflection.

Despite the American designs receiving around three million more votes, we’ll somehow end up with this:

Unfortunately, I think we’re in this universe:

The only reason Space Force!!! is a thing is because Cheeto Benito wants to keep out aliens from the Planet Mexico.

The Captain’s last words before being eaten by his crew:

“That said, at least initially, most of Android 9's digital wellbeing features will only be available as optional beta settings...”

Anything Goes in this Holy Grail of story Arks.

I’d like to do the Kessel Run in twelve parsecs with a 2000 Ford Falcon.

Swift boating only happens when John Kerry is behind the wheel.

I have thought many things about my Prius over the past 12 years.

That’s right. Dry ice man is dangerous.