And the hotel room he stayed in had NFPee embedded in the sheets.

There were still bedbugs back then, but they were much classier.

Any computer still using a mechanical hard drive for the OS. Hours spent sitting there with the activity light constantly on. Waiting to load. Waiting to crash. Waiting for some kind of absolution that may never come.

The shareholders won’t be satisfied until Hollywood is producing at least 5000 Thai Cave Rescue movies per week.

He wanted to do practical effects, but in this case it's better to fake it till you mafic.

Sounds like Elon is trapped in a cave of his own narcissism.

The first choice results in an exclusive contract with Fiat to supply parts for a new Abarf trim. So, money in the bank.

It won’t be Indiana Jones 5 because Indiana Jones 4 was never made.

Come with me if you want to live.

... then you wake up in a dark room, slowly walk toward a mirror, and it’s revealed that you’re actually Hitler.

You just have to turn the right side topwise! There's no reason to make this more difficult than it needs to be.

This man was spotted leaving the area before everything went to shit:

I’m betting on a VHS with “Pee Tape” hastily sharpied on the label.

Some visionaries can see that there’s more than a small profit to be made in the midget prom limo business.

- 2WD

Is anyone else concerned by the Oompa Loompa that escaped the factory to follow his dreams of waving a checkered flag?

Pesky environment in the way? #screwitt

You have nothing to worry about as long as you can dodge that viper.

You’ve heard of ride sharing for people, but for bears?!?

It’s not like he started selling flamethrowers to any random pers.....oh shit.