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The hybrid component was just a solar powered calculator in the glovebox. Somehow, the calculator also got terrible mileage.

Sounds like their residential solar business is imploding, not the automotive division. Most of the low hanging prepaid/PPA residential solar sales have already been made and any business that continues to rely on them is not long for this world.

But is it enough to make up for the shoestring budget?

Say hello to the 2019 Kia Sole.

“Now THIS is semi-autonomous driving!”

This drone umbrella belongs in a museum ... gift shop.

THANK YOU! Everyone seems to see the Mustang and end the analysis there, but I too have noticed a correlation between Nissans and increased assholery. Altimas/Maximas tend to be driven by jerks while Rogues are driven by complete morons.

Don’t forget to subscribe to my trial and hit like on the verdict!

Nobody does it better.

Only if you put on my my my my my boogie shoes.

There’s just one tiny flaw in your plan.

Have they checked in the smoking crater where the couch cushions used to be?

This is what happens when a mid 90s Ford Taurus parks itself at a buffet and never leaves.

If it was a rental, I hope he at least used a car cover because he’s going to be in a world of Hertz if he didn’t.

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I believe the dealership negotiations went something like this:

I applaud Jalopnik for honoring the Geneva Conventions by not using a photo of the 4th gen Prius.

Those mechanics were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.

That water is only 74.5% pee-pee.

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His name is Mojo and somebody forgot to pray.