I think glenn is coming back from this one. I have a feeling.

I use body lotion on my face, mostly because I am poor.

I hate to break it to you kids but, this d and rih isn’t going to last because while drake does love rihanna, he loves strippers and instagram models more. Which you would know, along with who teyanna taylor is, if you bothered to follow black blogs/gossip sites.

Sometimes a terrible person is nice to wait staff, but a person who is mean to wait staff is always a terrible person.

The problem with that is that it doesn’t weed out the worst kind of people, the two faced jerks. These are the people who are difficult to identify. The worst kind of people who are a manipulative jerk and a compulsive liar who lies about everything just to make himself look good in front of people. They spout a lot…

I can’t get behind this one. most people I know put on a great public face and are polite and friendly to strangers, but with family and friends, people they are super comfortable with and dont feel like they have to out up a front, their true character comes out. one of the biggest assholes I know is amazingly good…

where my girls at?

The first paragraph of this article makes me feel so much better about how much I hate this regular segment!!! It’s so awkward and unpleasant to watch for all the reasons you mention. Can you imagine the pitch meeting? What on earth got this concept green lit?!

This is just... wow. I am speechless. I’m surprised she didn’t accidentally say “My husband, Barack...”

The parts she skipped over are so telling.

Between this and the Trump/Pence logo, I am now convinced that there is a maybe not-so-small group of Republican operatives secretly trying to bring down Trump from the inside.

Court case? I believe the library has some newspaper articles on microfilm on this issue.

Good Lord....Anyone else sick of hearing about Pokemon? Gawd......kill me now...it’s a game and you’d think it was the best thing since sliced bread, how do I block the word from my life and the internet? ugh

I’m pretty sure throwing a cell phone into the Aegean is how Dionysius was born.

Controversial opinion: Lin-Manuel Miranda looks way better without the long hair.

Best comeback ever.

I’d do the same. I don’t keep beauty secrets. Sharing them is way too much fun.

Someone I know who gets lash extensions got sooo offended when I called them false lashes. She informed me that it was exactly the same as getting a kidney transplant, they were a part of her.

One time I picked up a guy that started making loud noises in the back for a couple of minutes. He asked me to take the worst route, with the most traffic. I realized he was sobbing as we were stuck in traffic ...at the same time im trying to find a way to tell him about a better route but dont know how to tell him.…