The dictionary, or wordy-word book, is wrong and I am right. There are urban bears. An urban animal is a wild-born, non-domesticated animal that has adapted to live in an urban environment. Black bears, deer, coyote, raccoons, opossums, and skunks all have established urban populations. Wolves, at least on North…

I agree that the original Nahuatl pronunciation includes a "tea" ending, but the correct American English pronunciation elides that syllable. It's not one word with two pronunciations, but two words in different languages with two separate pronunciations.

Gordon Gano has been pretty vocal about how much he hates the name Violent Femmes and resents being stuck with it.

Alright, you East Coast chucklefucks: that wasn't a wolf in the stinger, it was a coyote. There's no such thing as an urban wolf. Confusing the two is very "Jerry." Also, its pronounced kai-oat, not kai-oat-tea. Only use kai-oat-tea when referring to Wile E. or human traffickers.

Just like that movie, "Dave."

Hey everybody! An old man's talking!

Sometimes, people are most attracted to someone who reminds them of their parents.

That cover for Detective Comics #31 is dope. Very Night on Bald Mountain.

Crime Doctor is what you use to get crime stains out of your cowl.

Also Phil Spector, and Roy Cohn in Angels in America. He certainly has a type.

He's not REALLY the communications director, that's just his job title. Trump just wanted him on the team and threw an empty office his way. I think Sanders is doing all the actual communications work.

For the record, I never liked these shows and feel no nostalgia for them. They have aged poorly, in part, because the were created during a period of subpar television production, which meant they were closer to the middle of the bell curve than they are now.

That shit has not aged well.

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Johnny Cash.

I wish my name was Pickle. Then I could go into bars and ask women, "Wanna give Pickle a tickle?" And then they throw a drink in my face, so hey, free drink!

Some have advocated erecting massive gargoyles around nuclear waste sites as a way to scare off our illiterate, post-apocalyptic descendants.

Vince Vaughn did his best with the material? Beg to differ. McAdams was good, amd Farrell gave one of his best performances to date, but Vaughn seemed out of his depth. Anyway, Ali is one of the few actors who could have gotten me excited for a third season.

Yeah, that's on me. I shouldn't have used that word. I didn't like it pre-Trump and like it even less now. I should've said, "It'll be harder to have a fulfilling relationship with his family if they're disappointed that he refuses to listen to them."

I have a hard time imagining how his "job" could possibly be fulfilling, either. He's not really helping anybody, or providing a vital good or service. Not everybody gets that kind of chance, obviously, but they tend to seek fulfillment through their personal relationships. That'll be tough if his family thinks…