Goodbye, all. This sucks.

I miss Leslie Knope Headlines, and now I'll never get to tell them how much.

I'm thinking, a lot more than Kevin James, a little less than Dave Chappelle.

1. I kinda feel like an actor as real and grounded as Williams would kind of distract from the movie's fantasy aspect. Like, it would be weird if Laurie Metcalf played a Jedi. Too much real chocolate in my fantasy peanut butter.

Colon Blow. Sounds delicious. But is it really higher in fiber than my oat bran cereal?

Not an episode, but the most recognizable quantitative difference is that, in old episodes, celebrities usually voiced characters, and it started to suck when they mostly just played themselves.

Buck Nagillum’s Carbonnade Flammande

Buck Nagillum’s Spring Chicken

Buck Nagillum’s Strasbourg Potatoes

Buck Nagillum’s Homemade, No Sugar Marinara

Buck Nagillum’s Homemade Ponzu

On the Newswire re: Kinja, I promised to give back to the commenter community with a selection of recipes. That article has an unwieldy number of comments, though, so I'm going to post them here. Thanks to all, I'll miss you a lot, even those I won't miss very much. Good luck!
-StatelyPlumpBuckNagillum, previously…

Rehash might not be the best word, but it seems like there's a lot of "Hey, aren't you that guy I've heard about?" conversations.

In some ways I prefer it to The Avengers. The first movie spent a lot of time rehashing origins since none of the characters knew each other, and it got a little old. Ultron has none of that.

Change of plans; I'll post the recipes on tonight's WoT.

As a relatively long-time commenter ( the commenter previously known as DrDischord), it has been a pleasure. I wanted to give something back to the community before the end-times, so I was going to post a few of my best personal recipes. Unfortunately, they're not written up yet. So I'll use this post as a…

So it's like Discordianism?

I was told there would be no math.

I'm just happy we all get one last chance to scream at each other about Roman Polanski before the Kinjapocalypse.

Which is ironic, because I think Phantom is way worse than Clones. Especially if you skip all the Anakin scenes; then it's just "Obi-Wan Kenobi, Intergalactic P.I."