There’s a pretty big area between ‘I hate this show and will no longer watch’ and ‘everything’s fine.’ Critical analysis should be perfectly fine.

Worked at Starbucks for 2 years and never corrected anyone on the sizing names and never saw any of my coworkers correct anyone. If someone asked for a small, they got the smallest coffee. I’m not an idiot. I know what small means. But what I did see constantly was customers pretending to be all confused/offended by…

See now, I don’t get this. Do you also go to McDonald’s and order a “Double Decker Patty Sandwich With Special Sauce On A White Bun Adorned With Small Seeds Often Associated With Asian Cuisine”?

I never understood why the Starbuck’s system is viewed as being so difficult for some, and others will STAND THEIR GROUND about not using it. We had TONS of people coming in going “I JUST WANT A REGULAR CUP OF COFFEE!!!! NONE OF THIS TALL/GRANDE LATTE BULLSHIT!!! CAN YOU JUST GET ME A REGULAR CUP OF COFFEE, NOW!!!!!!”

I met Lisa Loeb and she told me that she loved my glasses and my dress! Later I looked at the picture I got with her and realized it’s probably because I looked exactly like her that night

That’s too bad because I’m using Amy Poehler for WORST celeb encounters. Hate to burst your bubble but I waited on her once at a restaurant and this little girl came up to ask for an autograph. Amy took her steak knife, plunged it into the girls throat, and then proceeded to cut out her heart and eat it with A1 sauce.…

John Waters is really nice! He's so polite and lovely!

Drew seems happier though and in 50 years will be remembered fondly by his kids and grandkids.

Mayweather

The guy who beats up women?

You always need more Flair.

Looks like Rachel Nichols and Michelle Beadle are the real winners here.

There were a lot of people last night commenting on how they were trying to evaluate his boxing career separate from his behavior outside the ring.

“Forgive me please, but that’s what you get when you play with people’s emotions.”

“She was going to be killed by this guy some day, somehow. She didn’t have to die that night.”

lol, nice, but now it’s $15 per week for prescription drugs to fix it

Loose is the most disturbing description of tartar sauce I have ever heard.

also who the fuck eats only 4 nuggets

I usually have the worst service at the big chain restaurants like Bison Feral Appendages, Pepper Pods, Italian Flatbread Shanty, and of cours the Blue Crustacean, though nothing beats that last story from Cow Milk Monarchess.

Jamie Layton’s story reminds me of a famous story I heard when I was working at a regional theater festival.