I thought the Roanoke settlers were confirmed to have been forced to march into the sea, two by two, when they refused a demon's demand to give him one of their kids as an heir.
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So obvious I don't know why it even needs to be said.
Clearly, the Roanokers disappeared on purpose, setting themselves up on an alternate plane of existence, and periodically re-emerge into our world to kidnap people for replenishment of their societal needs and to garner information on how we're doing on this side of the reality.
xenophobic? xeno-fucking-phobic?! who the fuck are you?!
This ballerina dude who was in charge of "gospel dance" at his new age-y church. When we were done, he rolled off, and put a handmade hemp bracelet on me with five different colored beads.
A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.
LOL I think it's the suspender stance. That old "I'm proud of something" pose. I can't find an image of it though. I Googled "vintage suspenders + images" and all I got was a bunch of hipsters proposing marriage in tweed pants and matching newsboy caps.
Great. As if there weren't enough heels in professional wrestling already.
IT'S "THE MAIN EVENT", NOT "THE MAIN STEVENT"!!!
SAN DIMAS PIRATES BASEBALL RULES!
Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.
Like beautiful song, played on ugliest guitar.
Well, if there's one guy who can be seen as the voice of reason in all of this it's Howie Felterbush. He knows all there is to know about incorrectly fingering someone.