xenophobic? xeno-fucking-phobic?! who the fuck are you?!

This ballerina dude who was in charge of "gospel dance" at his new age-y church. When we were done, he rolled off, and put a handmade hemp bracelet on me with five different colored beads.

A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.

Great. As if there weren't enough heels in professional wrestling already.

IT'S "THE MAIN EVENT", NOT "THE MAIN STEVENT"!!!

SAN DIMAS PIRATES BASEBALL RULES!

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

Like beautiful song, played on ugliest guitar.

Well, if there's one guy who can be seen as the voice of reason in all of this it's Howie Felterbush. He knows all there is to know about incorrectly fingering someone.