Plemons has been in the murdering game since high school. It’s how he expresses his love. Glad he found a like-minded soul.

Okay please. Yes he is privileged but that resume above cannot be achieved by privilege alone. Come ON.

I listened to a Radiolab episode about Surya and WOW. Her career in figure skating and it’s conclusion are fascinating.

what the f kind of advice did you give to question 1

Super glad I’m not the only one whose mind went to the wrong diaphragm.

so, she’s pregnant?

He pissed me off more by how he did it. He led Kristina on, and wouldn’t even dump her until D-Lo gave him an ultimatum last night (Go D-Lo). Then he claimed to Kristina that *she* had dumped *him* when he finally came round to telling her it was over. Then last night he even posted on twitter that Kristina is out of…

There was no plea, they were convicted and sentenced to death. Cali over turned the stealth penalty and when it was reinstated it wasn’t retroactive.

What she received was the death penalty.

Yeah, I periodically “enjoyed” celibacy during my late 20's and early 30's too. By “enjoyed” I mean went on many terrible dates, drank way too much, went through a crushing depression, was angry all the time, longed for the touch of another person, stagnated creatively and professionally, and much much more.

Can you not right now? Texas is a purple state that goes red because it’s gerrymandered to hell and back. It’s also home to Houston, the most diverse major city in the country, which is also getting hit the hardest.

This is the worst pic I’ve seen come across my FB feed. Fortunately, they have reportedly been rescued.

For the longest time, I genuinely believed Elan Musk to be a brand of perfume.

This line of thought is extremely common, in my experience as a 28 year old woman who has never had a serious relationship/brought someone home to meet the family. I think Eric was underestimated and misjudged because of his similar status. People tend to think that you’re immature or lacking something as a person or…

Anybody who calls him “cowardly” is a fucking asshole. Sometimes depression is terminal.

A proposal...in a...mall? In New Jersey? Ugh, I’d be so much better at being “rich.”

I have had a foster dog for 3 years. He can’t leave, and I can’t formally adopt him yet because of his behavioral issues. He was gentle and friendly in the shelter— because he’s an extremely sensitive dog, and when you separate him from me, he shuts right down. The rescue and I have worked with 3 dog trainers, and…

But... you still don’t know her dog.

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.