Just because Big Man Moneybags buys the community center everyone loves and wants to turn it into condos doesn’t mean you let him. Sometimes you need to have a catchy chant and a bikini car wash to raise enough money to kick his butt back to the big city and leave us alone.

There are few things in this world that I’m certain of, but one thing that I know for sure is that Norm Macdonald’s ghost wouldn’t pay for Twitter Blue. This subscription is clearly the work of an imposter ghost. I suspect the ghost of Frank Stallone, who is alive, yet remains the ghost of Frank Stallone.

Marvel’s just going to point to the upcoming Flash movie and say that at least he’s Better Than Ezra.

It’s in the article:

Usually it’s the lede that gets dropped, not the Lede doing the dropping.

NBA Jam is ripe for a NBA cameo’d cheap film.... it's so easy to make. It would be awful, but it's literally money on the table.

It’s really weird. I don’t know how you managed to include sound effects in this article but while reading it I could hear the sound of pearls clutching.

I could have linked the Forbes article itself, but here is the information more succintly while also a link to the interview where Tony Khan made that statement:

I was ready to make a joke about how bad a wrestler would be as a project manager but I have worked with some project managers who didn’t have the excuse of CTE to explain why they were terrible at the job

I don’t wish any disaster for the game, even I’m not personally interested in it, but man has this development been funny from a pro wrestling perspective.

Which is odd because I don’t even remember “I Will Always Love You” being in it.

You know what? Disney Fans don’t care. If Ron raises hotel taxes, puts toll roads, raises property taxes, then Disney just ups their own fees and such to balance out the revenue. Disney Fans (full disclosure: I am one) will still gladly pay.

A very large contingent of Disney Fans have a healthy expendable income. For…

Hot take: Field of Dreams is overrated, and although I’d probably have it in the top ten of this list, that’s only because of James Earl Jones and the cameo by Burt fucking Lancaster.

Look, I already told you: I deal with the shit customers so the Imagineers don’t have to. I have people skills! I. Am. Good. At. Dealing. With. People. Can’t you understand that?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

“Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of the Metaverse.”

“Define ‘do.’”

“I celebrate the entire Disney catalog, Bob”

Someone better plugged in and/or with a better memory and understanding can correct me, but it always seemed to me like the metaverse hysteria began in earnest when Zuckerberg rebranded his company Meta, and that seemed to me like an obviously desperate attempt to change the narrative at a time when the company was…