Fair point. the surprising thing is they’re actually doing the interview, instead of just cribbing it from another source.

The entire first paragraph could be easily replaced with the author just writing, “I think I’m a clever and snarky bitch” over and over again and it would serve the same purpose as the first paragraph as written.

Those plaid skirts aren’t just for the dudes anymore!

“That’s right, I couldn’t care less!”

I was under the impression that Harry liked the US far more than his family was comfortable with. It’s a lot harder to ‘misbehave’ in the Mother Country than it is here, which is why I think he’s just indulging in the colonizing impulse that had driven his country people for so long. He’s an opportunist like any rich…

Man, the new Indiana Jones movie sounds wild!

Like the time he was chased across the British countryside by three Nazis, two Beefeaters, a weird looking bald man, an old man being pushed in his rickety wheelchair by a sexy nurse, a dozen women in their underwear, and a bobby to the tune of Yakey Sax.

Was 2022 really an outlier? Or is it just that 90% of everything is still crap?

And Beast Wars was called Beasties for those of us in Canada because the broadcaster, YTV, considered the original title too violent. Like how it was Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles in the UK.

An odd attempt at a tie-in that had a fun result that I just learned about: Jurassic Park and Transformers.

This is when Hughes lost all credibility?!

You learn to love what you grow up with, I suppose. I didn’t grow up with Dunkin’, and, as such, it’s maybe my 5th choice for coffee, behind at least a couple of gas stations.

It is kind of amusing to imagine the piano player getting to make those decisions on the fly, with complete autonomy.

Not since that year they had Jerry Lee Lewis.

Why are we acting like a movie being PG-13 matters that a bar is set up at the premier? Every movie theater pretty much already serves alcohol. 

Look, I think we can all agree that if anyone gets to be an egomaniac jabroni (...sure, that’s a word), it’s The Rock. I mean, come on, he took over the name of the most common object on the planet. You know how cow milk is so prevalent that we just call it “milk”? How chicken eggs are so overwhelmingly popular that…

Or check out his WWE stuff, he was a trunks and boots guy for his entire wrestling career.

Trading the MCU for the ICU? Bad choice!

He should have just called Mr. Plow.

How come no one has challenged my trademark for “Filthy Whore of Christmas”?