Shout out to Andre and Jon at my local comic shop (apparently Iman Vellani used to go there too). 

I don't know who the fourth person would be, but Fergie, Roseanne and Carl Lewis are part of the Mount Rushmore of terrible renditions of the Star Spangled Banner. 

“And perhaps the most pointless as well.”

I think they did a Point/Counterpoint bit?

This is a pretty good piece, with just one minor quibble, which is that its appears to be founded on two objectively incorrect takes.

I didn't even need to look at the byline to know who wrote this article. 

No worries. You're not wrong about Drake in any event - he is easily the biggest name to emerge from the franchise. 

I think that might be attributed to the fact that Snake and Spike were on TNG. Spike kind of had to be, given her daughter was a key character in TNG.

You missed the point. Drake wasn’t on Degrassi Junior High. Those actors were.

Drake was on Degrassi TNG. I would argue that the biggest names from Degrassi Junior High are Pat “Joey” Mastroianni and Stacie “Caitlin” Mistysyn.

They have the UFC Apex for that. 

He might not owe us, but he might owe his publisher that book. 

There was a recent adaptation with John Malkovich. Who, it must be said, was a better Poirot than Branagh.

Seems like he wanted a little more conversation and a little less action. 

Would work if he was a heel. 

Honestly, I named those guys because I was wondering myself who uses their real name, irrespective of star power.

WWE changes names for copyright purposes. If Brock came in now, his name would be changed. Once Gable Steveson is full time with WWE, I’m sure he’ll get a new name. It may even match that of his brother Bobby.

Um, Brock Lesnar?

Say it louder, because the media (and also the AV Club) seem to omit that the heart issues were from COVID.

Nintendo’s ultimate goal is to create a Captain N movie.