This is a pretty good piece, with just one minor quibble, which is that its appears to be founded on two objectively incorrect takes.

I didn't even need to look at the byline to know who wrote this article. 

No worries. You're not wrong about Drake in any event - he is easily the biggest name to emerge from the franchise. 

I think that might be attributed to the fact that Snake and Spike were on TNG. Spike kind of had to be, given her daughter was a key character in TNG.

You missed the point. Drake wasn’t on Degrassi Junior High. Those actors were.

Drake was on Degrassi TNG. I would argue that the biggest names from Degrassi Junior High are Pat “Joey” Mastroianni and Stacie “Caitlin” Mistysyn.

They have the UFC Apex for that. 

He might not owe us, but he might owe his publisher that book. 

There was a recent adaptation with John Malkovich. Who, it must be said, was a better Poirot than Branagh.

Seems like he wanted a little more conversation and a little less action. 

Would work if he was a heel. 

Honestly, I named those guys because I was wondering myself who uses their real name, irrespective of star power.

WWE changes names for copyright purposes. If Brock came in now, his name would be changed. Once Gable Steveson is full time with WWE, I’m sure he’ll get a new name. It may even match that of his brother Bobby.

Um, Brock Lesnar?

Say it louder, because the media (and also the AV Club) seem to omit that the heart issues were from COVID.

Nintendo’s ultimate goal is to create a Captain N movie. 

I figured Pavel still reigned in the House of Bure. 

If only Gizmodo had a sister site dedicated to sports. But sadly it died a few years back.

Post Malone would be a great name for a basketball player. 

We’re just covering all bases. Sorry Dave.