He also tapped out to stinky tofu. 

Well they generally mention that the foods are considered delicacies in whatever location they’re in. 

Maybe just serve liquified KD, like in the commercial. 

“True. I poke at Carling, but there’s no universe where it’s a worse beer than Bud Light, which is almost 100% urine.”

The sauce reminds me of ketchupy pad thai at a mediocre restaurant, or Heinz canned pasta. These are things that I can eat and have eaten, but I generally choose not to.

But did they exorcise demons from the unliving husks of the animatronics at Chuck E Cheese before moving on to lumber?

So I guess the koala’s going to fail upwards again?

I'd rather have more Agents of H.A.T.E.

They could be the Time Breakers from that What If...? storyline. 

Safe to assume that after enacting this, Kim did not declare “How you like that? Bada-bing bada-boom-boom-boom”. 

I want to say that this is the shittiest article I’ve seen on AV Club in the past couple of weeks. But we know that's a lie. 

It was like seeing a Weyoun die on DS9 

Well, he did choose Jackie Brown, in which he had a much more central role in.

Ah. That explains why when I first saw Owen Wilson’s look, I thought they were doing an homage to Gruenwald.

I’m sorry, but Oz is a clear number 10, behind “getting hit by a bus”. 

Meet AV Club’s newest writer - Glen Tharp. 

Actually, we revoked the one we gave to Ted Cruz

Interestingly, I’ve done “fried” eggs in the microwave as well as part of my budget Egg McMuffin. Not as good as the real thing, and there is of course cleanup involved, but again - budget.

Back when offices were a thing, I loved making microwave popcorn using Alton Brown’s paper bag method. Always fun seeing people freak the fuck out when you staple a brown bag and toss it into the microwave without a care in the world.

Or Nic Cage.