Muffins are just cupcakes

Happy to live in a place where McDonald’s all day breakfast never went away. Because the McMuffins are the best damn thing on the menu.

I suspect microwaving their food to bring it back up to temperature would also affect the flavour. 

Some of them probably still remember what he tried to do with the USFL. 

According to this our entire identity is bagels, bad French and Drake?

With that said, I hope Bowen won’t become as prominent as Kate, as I don’t think it did her any favors and just leads to a lot of backlash (he already had to delete his Twitter again today).

IMO St. Hubert sauce is better than Chalet sauce.

In 2020, I will take any half-decent story I can get. This probably qualifies, even if Budweiser is not that good a domestic brew.

It’s a defensive mechanism, as they think that lying and claiming they don’t know about the Jedi will help their chances of re-election.

Yeah I think they don't have anything south of Ohio, unless they open a kiosk at Epcot. 

Tim’s Dark Roast is usually what I get from there, because the regular roast is just terrible. Is it the greatest coffee in the world? No, but it’s perfectly drinkable stuff. 

I think there’s a couple in Dayton.

Coffee Time’s coffee used to be complete trash. But now I must grudgingly admit that it’s just partially trash.

True champions never stop training. 

I saw “Cactus Jack” special, noted that it did not involve Mick Foley (or an ear), and lost interest. 

I feel like Melissa’s impressions are a lot better when they’re singers. She seems to inhabit those a bit better.

Where's the fun in thinking that?

What if you want a warm fast food buffet?

I’m curious as to what drove you to eat a yoga mat.

Seriously. Google “iced buns”.