Learn to troll. Shit-tier trolling can be automated but not the good stuff.

Crystal Jewell is a Russian troll, so it doesn’t make sense that she would be the same person as Hillary Clinton, who is warning Jezebel readers about Russian trolls.

Crystal is an Iowan who believes American democracy is a waste of her time.

I suspect Elon has put TomatoFace on the payroll. The AOC parody Twitter account is an old account that was active through May 2019, then went inactive for 4 years. Reviving inactive accounts from 2019 is classic Tomato SOP. It’s been happening here at Kinja. Coincidence? Perhaps.

Has anyone seen Crystal Jewell lately? I’m worried about her. I know she received a lot of angry threats on this site.  Let’s just hope she turns up soon.

Crystal Jewell is a Tomato Troll.  The others on your list are just crappy generic trolls.

Just two days ago Crystal expressed misgivings about her daughter Julia’s infatuation with Russian tennis players Elena Rybakina and Maria Sharapova, as well as Julia’s general affinity for Russophilic behavior.

No. You don’t want an aspiring Mussolini like DeSantis to get a stranglehold on the apparatus of a major political party. He will install loyalists throughout party leadership and we’ll never get rid of him.

Can we cut to the chase and just admit that Donald Trump is the only thing standing between us and the unvarnished fascism of Ron DeSantis?

That’s not me. Could be a fan. If so, I wish him/her much success.

This is exactly the leadership America needs. Joe Biden can’t provide it anymore. He needs to step down now.

It may have been that jab about progressive intellectual laziness, which was perhaps a bit too clearly intended to provoke another trollable line of conversation.

Hello, old friend! If I may ask, what prompted you to run a background check on that particular account?

I’m not TomatoFace. I’m his publicist.

Breaking up Amazon in a period of extreme inflation would be political suicide for Democrats. Amazon’s unrivaled efficiency plus free right-to-your-door delivery are the only things keeping consumer prices from going completely haywire.

Greenwald fixates on Raytheon because he enjoys pointing out that Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin was a Raytheon board member before passing through the revolving door back into government. Greenwald hates Democrats.

I’m tired of hearing Jimmy Dore and Glenn Greenwald call AOC a cosplay leftist and a cynical career-climbing opportunist. They say AOC and the Squad are progressive sheepdogs who only pretend to fight for progressive values.

I’m the only Deadspin commenter these days and I’m not interested in fighting you, Jon.

Fine. Break up Amazon.

Anyone in favor of breaking up Amazon is objectively pro-inflation.