In 2019 TomatoFace offered to manage his own vertical for an equity stake. Zero salary and zero benefits. Just equity. So Tomato would have every incentive to make the project succeed and Spanfeller wouldn’t need to worry about labor unrest or negotiating employee contracts or any such headaches.

Oh come on. Zalensky’s star power is undeniable. I don’t understand why Jez would complain about the attention he’s getting. Prince Harry and Duchess Meg got saturation coverage for months on end and they’re tedious dullards who have a fraction of Zalensky’s charisma.

I’m with Mayor Adams.

Grace, please. You know Aaron Donald was the real MVP.

Cooper Kupp MVP? Aaron Donald was robbed.

Aren’t you retiring this year? If you want another adventure why not offer to write for G/O in exchange for an equity stake? Ask for your own vertical. TomatoFace made that same offer back in 2019 but management didn’t respond. Let’s get some real business journalism here. There are a few good writers on Kinja you…

Sammy Sosa gets no respect from HOF voters because he fell apart as soon as steroid testing started. Ortiz was different. He maintained an HOF level of play into the post-steroid era. Definitely gives his career more legitimacy than Sosa’s.

David Ortiz just got into the HOF. Edgar paved the way. Fat dudes who can’t play defense are finally getting the respect they deserve.

Yeah it’s pretty awesome being the boss of the Deadspin and Onion comment sections.

You don’t see the comments because you don’t know the magic formula. Only I do. That’s why I’m the entire Deadspin commentariat.

See, Deadspin lives! Comments welcome!

Deadspin is not dead.

Allow me to direct a loud fart noise at all the spiteful Democrats who are forcing Kyrsten to run for reelection as an independent in 2024.

America owes Stafford a Super Bowl for being a talented QB who spent his prime years with the Detroit Fucking Lions.

What happened?

This is a mistake by President Biden.

I’m not young and I’ve never heard of the Bo Jackson Curse.

Don’t listen to Neanderthalman. It was an excellent post and fun was had by all except sourpusses like him.

Stick to sports, Deadspin. The internet is flooded with commentary on Donald Trump. Sports sites should be a safe haven from Trump shit.

Good comment.