As an Asian, I feel like I should support this movie because Asians are not believed to be able to lead movies ...

If you can get a white person to understand what coded language is, hats off to you. Even the most well-meaning liberal white person says problematic shit and they fall back on “Well, you know that’s not what I meant!” and then you get to hear about poor little white person and how nobody understands them and blah…

“And while we’re not necessarily aspiring to end up in Vermont (sorry, Fitz), we appreciate that she wasn’t perfect, that she worked at least as twice as hard (just like most of us have), and that sometimes, she was the problem.”

Wow! You could’ve kept this shit to yourself.

You created an account just to make this comment and the one in response to someone responding to you, but by your own admission, you have been reading me for a while, so I have to ask: on a scale of 1 to Oprah’s hair, how pressed are you sis?

Dave Chappelle did a whole episode featuring this muthafucks predilictions and he is still walking around with Teflon draw(er)s on. I’m not famous but I always make sure to include “I saw the tape. That was a child. He pissed on her. He should not be breathing” in every conversation about R. Kelly for the past decade…

Most rom-coms would be 2 minutes long if effective communication and emotional intelligence were involved.

On the bright side, it’s only going to last a minute or two!

I gotta start watching that show.

I’d fuck him if my vagina was full of witchcraft and it resulted in a curse that fucked up his life forever (impeachment, jail, family in jail, etc) and brought the GOP down forever.

Do I have vagina dentata in this scenario?

(days later) - i feel the same way, mostly. i have literally no desire to survive the apocalypse. cause post-apocalyptic MA? does not seem like she’d be a very happy person.
here’s what i WOULD want to survive: the hunger games. because, like, you go home and you drink yourself to oblivion during the games, but most of…

Same. I also don’t understand the desire for immortality. You want to do this forever? No thanks.  

Me too. I volunteer as tribute. I will be first to go. Take me!

This is why I had to give up on The Walking Dead (besides the fact that 92% of them are all awful). Like, just give up, man. Hug your loved ones, have a few good last laughs and then kill yourself.

this is why i can’t watch the walking dead. just hand me over to the zombies or, better yet, i’m finding the nearest empty hospital/retail pharmacy and going out in a very enjoyable way.

Agreed - had this conversation literally just yesterday. We live in our country’s capital, and I admitted hoped if in the event of a nuclear event, we get directly bombed, because there is no way I am dealing with the fallout.

Lol hard agree. If shit gets real, I’m checking out. Fuck that noise.

Same. I have no desire to survive the apocalypse.

You and I are very similar in this way