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The dick can reach further when the cheeks are 100% out of the way!

I’d like to interject that if you’re aiming at quality doggy style some spreading of the cheeks is desirable (ahem). Then everything would be on display, but really, who cares? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Thing that everyone expected to happen, happened.

I know being a pop star and promoting a new album means that you have to have a certain level of visibility, but I don’t want to hear anything else from her for a while. My levels of second hand embarrassment have been at an all time high since she started this promo tour. That’ll do Katy. That’ll do.

Continuing to devote creative energy to this thing that has been long over, in terms of public conception, suggests that Nicki is still thinking about Remy’s mean words... which, why?

The only thing worse than a Katy Perry pop song is a Katy Perry ballad.

Does it count as stealing attention when Perry got said attention by having Swift’s name in her mouth during this entire promotional push? It does seem like it’s at least 40% Swift’s attention in the first place.

Of course he was asked. I really cant imahine jerry seinfeldjist going around talking about something like this. I can confidently say he doesnt give a fuck.

Well maybe now he knows how it feels to hear a joke about race, to a person who looks around and doesnt see that many with a shared experience.

If you’re truly a fan of Seinfeld, you know not to hug him.

I wish people would leave him alone on this. That wasn’t a situation where asking for a hug made sense, and it’s always okay for someone to turn down a hug even if it is one where hugs are normally given. It’s also fine that he doesn’t know who Kesha is. They’re not even in similar fields of entertainment.

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Yeah, it was very pushy of her. If the roles had been flipped, people would have been eviscerating Jerry for not respecting her boundaries. Anyone who is told they don’t have permission to encroach on their personal space should listen, you know, the first time, celebrity or not.

People are putting all of this on Seinfeld as if it was his responsibility to make the person that approached him feel better about his rebuke.

While I’m sure this was awkward, I kind of love that if he didn’t want to hug, he stuck to it. Nobody should have to do that if they don’t want to—that would make a good Seinfeld episode, tho.

I bet he gets a LOT of people who want to touch him and think they know him because they watched his show — THAT WAS ON ALMOST 30 YEARS AGO OMG I AM SO OLD

The robot car won’t ask me if I’m married, or whether I’ve ever had a Ghanian/Nigerian/Filipino/Russian boyfriend before. Or tell me it doesn’t “believe in” transpeople, like they’re fucking unicorns.

I’m the mother of two boys. If they’re in high school and a teacher propositions them and I find out I’m going straight to the police. It’s not just about the age difference. There’s also a real power imbalance.

Letourneau didn’t meet her victim when he was 12. She met him when he was 7 and she was his 2nd grade teacher. A teenager and a adult (even with the inherent power imbalance), there is at least SOME agency.

Silent to the Bone by E. L. Konigsburg (author of The Mixed Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler) is the only book that I’ve read that does a terrific job of talking about the trauma a boy might have after being sexually exploited by an older woman (in this case, his babysitter). I’m not privy to any of the specific