That all sounds so wonderful in theory. Not so sure it works out in reality.

I still think the fact that a part of the plan is “Send a few partners from an accounting firm out on stage in front of every celebrity A-lister in Hollywood and 20 million people to fix any error” is a ridiculously stupid plan that the people responsible for producing the show should revisit.

Wait, so, the rest of you are actively trying to look dumb?

I think losing your mind over any competitive game that isn’t life or death is ridiculous, but I actually agree with your subtext, that at least this guy sunk a bunch of his own effort into trying to win.

Can you provide a reason that it is “ridiculous” that relates to butts being in seats in the movie theater?

Whatever reasons society is more relaxed about it, including a relentlessly Puritanical hypocrisy that worries about protecting the virginity of young girls while not punishing boys who try to get it by whatever means they can.

My wife hates sushi, and since a good sushi meal is pricey, I don’t do it even on my own that often.

so basically Africans were the Resistance’s only hope *Mind BLOWN*

After about the first 5 or so calls, they’ll probably just shut down the phone system.

My reaction to thinking of some Oscar winners asking for Rock or Chris Pratt-esque money ...

I doubt they would put it in terms that precise, but can anyone do any actual math to support the theory that they are completely out of their gourd for thinking that Schumer’s draw is by whatever metric you think to use 20-30x Mo’Nique’s?

comes to the responsibilities each of us has to the other

LOL

As if Ms. Epps Monday wasn’t already going to be shitty enough.

It’s not that hard to move the needle just a little bit, and I tend to think that’s really all it would take. Hell, 1 more voter out of 1o0 voting for HRC and the outcome from 2016 is probably different.

Do you really want to give a bunch of Floridians room to run with a conspiracy theory?

I don’t have a very strong opinion. I think the contrast of Rock & Chappelle getting $20 with Schumer having to claw and scratch for $13 makes a workable argument that Netflix is paying based on perceived draw.

I think it depends on your life circumstances.

So I guess that’s a no on me bringing my emotional support black widow on board.

I mean, I’m not really saying that in a sympathetic light towards the attendees.