But you’ve got to cook it up somehow. Are you saying like if you never turn the bird over so the skin never gets to be nice and crispy?

When you’re drunk, “beautiful” and “high rise” are relative things, mate.

I’m definitely wanting to get a buzz. Not stumbling and/or slurring my speech, but if I’m going to bother with alcohol, I want to feel it. I’m not an angry drunk, but getting to that place is more relaxing than a massage for my money. At this stage in life, I mostly drink at home, and on weekend nights.

Convenience stores have long seemed ripe for that sort of automation.

but the excess skin and fat you find yourself with after butchering a piece of poultry is just as valuable.

Transformers finally pissed me off with last knight.

Researchers surveyed 733 adolescent Black girls from middle and high schools across three socio-economically diverse school districts in the Midwest.

Well, I didn’t know! My Me Too movement from the beginning was whenever somebody said what they have I’m like, “me too.” Somebody say they got a billion dollars, I say, “I made a billion dollars, me too.”

Kind of like how I “most likely” never had to go behind the landscaping at the front of a beautiful high rise building in downtown Dallas to empty my bladder in the middle of a bar crawl that I mostly don’t remember.

See, you’re making it more fun by the post!

As soon as you accept that first shot, you’re agreeing to take a trip down the road to white boy wasted that only ends with you sitting at your desk the next morning wearing Ray Bans indoors, guzzling a Pedialyte, and trying to ignore Ryan when he says, “Hey brah, I’m sorry if things got a little crazy last night.…

Someone at ESPN should ask him why he doesn’t tell his idiot father to shut the hell up.

I don’t care if they keep bilking him for quotes, but if he’s going to say things like “The coach has lost the locker room”, then don’t uncritically print it.

I mean, I’m joking, but I do think beholding the spectacle of a consumer culture’s Christmas helps to keep me grounded on what is important.

You forgot to add

I thought their offensive line problems were largely talent based.

How un-American of you!!!!111!!11!1!!!!!

While I’ve never been the full blown alcoholic who suffered withdrawal symptoms when I did, there were definitely a few periods when it was a bit too over the top.

But then when would I get to read the hilariously earnest responses from people who think they’re the next Dr. Phil for being able to give advice that a 12 year old could think up?

Now now, you can’t really say you celebrated Christmas if you haven’t participated in the ritual of physically trying to shop at a mall or a big box store during the craziest season of the year.