Because some “straight” men want dick so badly that even playing as a fictional character with a fictional sexual history makes them scream , “I’M NOT GAY!” Don’t hate on those poor souls. Pity them because their fucked up ways of thinking might keep them from tasting that dick they so richly desire for their entire…

Hey Ethan, if you want to write about something cool in the game, maybe don’t bookend your article with declarations of how bad the game is and instead, I don’t know, just talk about the cool thing. Shitting on the game diminishes a pretty cool accomplishment by this player. And no, couching your criticisms in…

I’ve banned a lot of people in my 10+ years working video game support, so I’ll submit two stories, both from the same company:

Y’know, I think it might be good practice to publicize bans.

Point for Audition. So well done.
Boyyyyyy.....

I wasn’t particularly spine-tingled when I watched it, but some of the creepier elements stuck with me for a few days...the song the children sing for one.

I’m concerned at how stupid people must be to think that the rich are on their side just because they have some political views that are the same. But look at the USA right now, a bunch of inbred hicks thought Trump was going to look after them. They just ignored his decades of greed and vice and thought he’d make…

To be fair we knew that before he was elected...

Imagine working for the Secret Service protective detail and telling yourself every morning, “Today’s the day I may have to take a bullet for this moronic demagogue.”

Can’t wait! He’s already mad about Stormy posting pics earlier

Elder scrolls, the ultimate artifacts, of which attempting to read them would result in blindness and insanity.
What is this forbidden secret that is written on its mystical canvas?

Lol! A 2 second Google search shows us:

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

If Obama had ever said anything remotely like “Take the guns first, go through due process second,” there would be flaming barricades going up on every street corner in Texas and Georgia.

Well, yeah. I mean he went to Band Camp, which is really, really close to “Boot Camp” and that’s practically Navy SEAL training right there! And he did all that while suffering with those horribly debilitating bone spurs (that would have permanently crippled any normal human being that wasn’t blessed by Trump…

Ok, first of all, if you’re worried about preserving democracy, you need to focus just as much effort that you put into defending guns by:
1) Increasing voting turnout, do all that you possibly can so that people vote.
2) Term limits on congress, incumbency is a huge detriment to democracy.
3) End gerrymandering, so that…

Let’s be honest, the Country would be vastly improved if the 2nd amendment was overturned tomorrow, and personal ownership of firearms was banned. Sure, it wouldn’t take the current guns out of circulation, but they’re just paperweights without ammunition. “Only the bad guys would have guns” but no ammo. It’s not like…

Yes, the assault weapons ban was ridiculous because you’re trying to ban a concept, not a description of a mechanical function. Of course it didn’t work. It’s like a war on drugs or terrorism; you can’t “battle” a nebulous concept.

Its been too long since most of them even recall what its like to be a “normal” citizen. Term limits would help immensely in this regard. If you’ve been in Congress for north of 2 decades there is no way in hell you are actually in touch with the common man.

Many of them have (see: Paul Ryan). But the Republican Golden Rule is: Always for me but not for thee.