Why does it have to?

No what? Are you suggesting that language can only be verbal? I know a few sign language speakers who might object to that assessment.

What do you think it is?

KENDALL WILL NEVER BE A SUPER MODEL OKAY DEAD EYES.

I don’t know if Bill Clinton raped her or not, but I do find it odd that she seems to focus so much on ruining Hillary’s career over the issue. Her evidence that Hillary even would have known about the incident is shaky at best - Hillary shook her hand and said thank you, in what was perceived to be a menacing tone?…

If you play it backwards it says “I’m coming for you, Kim”.

“They’re homely, they’re simple, and they’re about to reproduce!”

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

Donald Trump is still opening his mouth, breathing in air, and exhaling sounds that seem to motivate some of the most hateful people currently living in North America on a regular basis?

The baby will just be crying for those ten minutes, nonstop. A baby’s needs and its wants are the same thing. Crying is their only form of communication, and they don’t understand waiting because they don’t understand time. So the baby won't starve, but you can't explain that to him, because he's a baby.

I’d rather see a woman nursing (including possible seeing OMGSH! her nipple!) than hear a crying baby. Why is this STILL going on?

When will the pasty corniness that is Taylor Swift abandon the stage and make room for actually talented white girls? I mean, she's so intolerable and a sign of the cultural decay we're living through. Je-sus, she's the worst. Her and Macklemore or however you spell that demon's name.

wow, who sank your Titanic

This post hurts me.

I’ll take the Listeria over having to hear the term “butt-hurt” one more god damn time.

texting

Every 10 pages, something new happens!

Why are college-age couples so fucking insufferable?