I wasn’t talking about that picture.

This doesn’t even count as a “nudie.” Besides, who cares?

My name isn’t Evelyn. It’s Eve.

I would work for you in order to actively avoid owning a fucking Smart ForTwo.

i guess i just don’t get what makes someone ‘cover model material’ when it comes to extremely beautiful women. i mean the reason models like linda e. and naomi got so many covers was because they had fan followings and their covers sold, not necessarily because they were the best at their jobs. and thats the same with…

hmm

These are all ‘shopped.

This girl is gorgeous and anyone who says otherwise is clouded by her family name.

This misses the point. Nico Hines’ staggering ignorance is the least shocking part of this article. The original piece included identifying information about these athletes—some of whom are from repressive countries where violence against LGBTQ individuals is common and sanctioned. With one incredibly crappy…

That’s a bit extreme but I’ll be okay with a law that bans Vegans from condescendingly telling me why they think they’re better than me.

It’s because you’re looking up definitions instead of reading the fucking situation in which a likely swarthy fellow wearing mostly white (possibly eggshell) who has been checking out your better half is asking to go somewhere and get nude.
Stop looking things up you prude nerd.

But if I’m not pretending it’s a race car where’s the fun?

She probably read that Ed Sheeran is being sued. That may be why she’s blissed out even though she’s going to die from the Zika.

And yet ....

Here’s a shot of the pool cleaning crew working to solve the problem:

Caused primarily by heat and a lack of wind?! More like caused primarily by a lack of Chlorine and having no idea on how to run a pool.

Since when does “safe” = “not going to kill you”?

Are you saying that Maroney’s worth is fundamentally changed *and/or* that she deserves negative attention from trolls because she chooses to show herself looking a certain way?

So what? She’s an OLYMPIAN. She worked hard for that body and its awesome.

**shrug emoji** looks like every teen to early 20's Instagram I know, my young cousins and such. I don’t see the importance of pointing this out, hell she spent a good chunk of her formative years in a leotard. Who cares?