Sorry in advance but I’m jacking this thread... new baby born a couple of hours ago. First of the season. She’s ADORABLE!!!

Maybe it’s just me, but I never looked at a Barbie doll and thought “I want to be that skinny with big boobs and a small butt.” Ever. I was a skinny, scrawny kid who grew up to be a curvy, big-boobed girl with an ass and hips. I don’t look back at my Barbie as some sort of “figure” I needed to achieve. I was just…

I volunteer as tribute. I love Guy Fieri and I will not be kink shamed by you vanilla flavorless weirdos.

I mean, should he even be embarrassed about that? Pretty much every boyfriend I’ve ever had wants his ass played with/fingered.

While it’s not cool for Ye to slut shame Amber, it’s also not cool that Amber’s go to attack on Kanye is that he’s gay or less than a man because he’s into whatever. Buried in your links his her most recent gross tweet.

tweet beat or here?

Ice Cube: “Maybe we should have put a slave in Staight Outta Compton.” 5:00 mark.

YOU MEAN BLACK PEOPLE DO OTHER STUFF AND JUST LIKE LIVE THEIR LIVES AS BEST THEY CAN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?

Omg. It’s a brilliant move on his part. It’s so smart.

I have not stopped laughing over this Rob/Blac Chyna thing and I NEVER WILL.

Kash.

That is weird. I wonder if there is a portal at their house that leads to the world of lost phones.

for some reason this reminds me of that part in Harry Potter when all the spiders leave Hogwarts and swarm into the woods so what I’m saying is these people probably have a massive iSpider in their basement and should probably contact Steve Jobs for help via seance.

Q: Why did Adele cross the road?

Louis Tomlinson is not going to have 10,000 pounds a month to give through to 2034.

This is so entertaining to me. I cannot wait. I also find it hilarious that the Kardashians (“sources close to the family”) are worried about Chyna preying on Rob. Like no one gives a shit Rob, but now they all want to protect him.

Yeah I feel like so many people make fun of Amber and Blac but those women are street smart and know exactly what play to make.

Amber and Blac are in here for a long haul daytime soap revenge plot. Which will eventually end with them taking over the Kardashian empire and booting the family out of their mansion.

Ayyy Buzz Killington what’s up? Knew it was only a matter of time before you showed up here. I wonder what you’re like at parties, do you warn people of alcohol poisoning as they drink?