Fun fact: Abortion is 100% illegal in El Salvador. Not even for the health of the mother or the baby or in the case of rape and incest.

Well, maybe they’ll at least help women get improved access to birth control?

“a person addicted to alcohol who can fix his car and thinks the earth is flat”

So, a *tea-partier* then?

I just spit potato chips all over my monitor.

with all the money being spent on this big government we can’t afford some snow tires? If Trump were president we’d have tremendous snow tires and he’d make the Canadian’s pay for them!

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

Not so much, no. But Madonna’s American.

I can’t get over the fact that Coldplay is doing the Super Bowl halftime show. I’m fucking bored just thinking aboutzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

See now i have to disagree. You can absolutely tell the difference between real and faux fur, perhaps not in a photograph, but definitely in person. And frankly, the whole fur-shaming shtick is getting old. It’s a divisive issue, I know...but so is vegetarianism. As long as the fur you wear is legal (i.e., no…

Two things: first, it seems like literally every comedian gets hit by joke-stealing allegations sooner or later. Some of them may have merit, but an accusation doesn’t really mean much.

I don’t understand why they would make it impossible to carry things on the roof of a SUV. But then again, I’m just a silly scandinavian.

Well, Farrah makes pornos? And they all make babies.

Whaaa? Showgirls is officially a cult classic. In some circles.

But why are the Metro Police even investing so much resources into investigating a pro-union anti-racism activist group? I would be livid that my tax dollars went to pay for spying on a completely legal, completely benign group.

the dress is ugly

that makes sense logically. thank you for explaining. i just can’t stop my slutty wayz.

The strange relationship between slaves and their masters is a difficult topic because of the range of experiences. Of course there was abuse and brutality- there are plenty of first-person accounts documenting that. Yet there were also accounts from some slaves that did exhibit pride in their work and, strangely,…

To pretend that slaves were never happy or never had a good day or never smiled is to deny them a basic part of their humanity. That some were friendly with or even loved their masters is undeniable.

Maybe Taiwan had a female candidate they could actually believe in.

Or perhaps more women have business ideas that line up with traditional roles.