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I’ve never been able to quite place my finger on what it is, but there is something amiss with Bradley Cooper; something not quite right up in the head. He just never convinces me he is real person, you know?

“And, past the age of 30, haven’t most people forgotten most of the people they slept with. I wouldn’t recognize at least five.”

I’m a Sephora employee and I still spent $3000 last year. I’m not exaggerating. Some of that (probably $600 or so) was gifts. The rest was mine.

That entire margin is in one state. Look, I wanted Hillary to win, but she didn’t. We can’t keep grasping at the popular vote win because it doesn’t mean anything.

BTW, I would have loved a debate between Obama and Trump.

To be fair, Kim K has shown she values truth with Snapgate. Her twitter feed was far more reliable for information than half the “news” being spread around there.

Man, she rocked “The Rachel” much better than Rachel ever did.

No no no no no! This HAS to happen! C’mon Netflix. Fuck Fuller House. And with SMG on board? All 30 somethings want to see this happen!!!

I too was OBSESSED with this soundtrack when I was in high school. It introduced me to Placebo and Aimee Mann. That Aimee Mann song WAS MY LIFE.

Something tells me Melania won’t ever be walking through those doors. That’s a good thing: imagine her trying to do charity work.

Fuck that. I’m sick of media trying to humanize and make sympathetic people with terrible, hateful ideas. If I want to see something about the KKK, I’ll venture into Idaho, or maybe Spokane. They do not need this publicity now.

I’m fucking with you. I’m just done. I can’t even believe how fucking stupid, racist, sexist, and just generally stupid a great deal of our population is.

I totally give up.

Better that than basic boring.

look at this tho.

But the more important issue is whether or not he’s single now.

I think Michelle Obama wants to put as much distance between herself and the White House as she can. The only reason the Obamas are staying in Washington after President Obama leaves office is so their youngest daughter can finish high school without moving schools.

Seems like a good candidate for the Democrats. I know some people have bounced around the idea of Michelle Obama running, but I’m not convinced she’s held office as much as a presidential candidate should. At the same time, the President elect has literally never held office, like, ever, so wtf do I know. There’s also

Come on don’t you want to see Diamond Joe Biden debate trump?

Still so brokenhearted that he didn’t save us from the shitstorm of the last 18 months and the unchecked idiocy of the next four years. I get why - but goddamn.