I was just kidding. I shouldn't be so cavalier tossing around the J-Bomb, I know. My apologies.

Based on record, Ellsworth isn't so much a jobber to the star as the star is a jobber to him.

I once had the privilege of seeing The Fall perform. Mark E. Smith spent most of the show squatting with his back to the audience and mumbling what he read from a sheet of crumpled paper.

I've amassed quite a collection of these things over the years. I thought it would be funny to leave the tract 'Party Girl' on my lady friend's car in Jack's honorishness.

"One of them machines can turn men into angels."

Magnificent.

That's funny. I can't name a specific necessarily, but my YouTube deep dives, more often than not, end with a video depicting one or more of those very outcomes.

It's just their new straight up knockoff of Domino's pan pizza—black box and all. I ate one yesterday. Test market er whatever. I was drunk and it was fine. Don't Art Bell it, Internet.

"Ghost Rider motorcycle hero/Baby baby he's a lookin' so cute/Ridin' around in a blue jump suit"

Never really thought at depth about this dude. But in wake of tragedy, it is I think difficult to overstate his cultural impact.

It's funny because the artist still clearly dosen't fully grasp some of these references.

I've seen damn near every recorded interview with Charles Manson. He's pretty funny, and occasionally oddly perceptive about the nature of things, but he's mostly one-note and his shtick gets repetitive.

Rock over London, tax on Chicago. It's not art for art's sake, it's art for my sake!

McLaughlin Group is a part of my Friday night routine. Rarely go out before my PBS news/yelling block is over.

Brad? Brad's an asshole.

Curry was iconic fer sure. But, I truly feel for whatever sorry sunnuvabitch they got to play Riff Raff. O'Brien's performance can not be followed. Will be difficult to look anything other than worthless while trying.

I'm not of a terribly critical mind relative to the room—hell, I kinda like 'Wait til Your Father Gets Home'—but Devlin is a boring piece of shit. The plots were inane and the stunts were stilted. The episode about the clown and his daughter is especially awful. Who fucking cares? You maybe, but not me. No amount of…

Hollywood Hulk Hogan, brotherdudejack!

"Well, they can't all be winners, can they?"

This comment is satire aimed at filmmakers who tweet about their dissatisfaction with critical opinion? Did I guess correctly?