I wholeheartedly agree that this is the second best thing I’ve seen today.

Get rid of fraternities. Period.

Metabots!!!

looks like a game about poking people with sticks and some jump roping occasionally.

So by creating strands between players... I guess that’s what the “stranding” in the title is referring to? A thread between players? Like, we are “stranding” [read: creating connections between] players through death, or something? Like, Dark Souls style maybe, where we learn how to play through other people’s deaths?

Yeah I mean I feel like this lady thought she’d get more intrigue by a click baity title. There’s nothing inherently feminist about abstinence, in fact I’d say if your motivation is based on a commandment from a patriarchal religion then there’s an argument to be made that it is not feminist at all. I really don’t…

Guys come on! It’s true.

And made from what’s nearly slave labor with mineral resources that are finite... Consumerism as religion in this society. It’s not a good look. And I’m cheap. (Frugal! Cheap!)

I’m not a millennial so this just reminded me that I could *ask* my parents for their cable password since I don’t have cable. I’m enough of an old that I didn’t think of that.

Remember, kids: Midterm elections exist and they matter. Get out and vote this year, and then do it again in 2018.

“Michele Promaulayko, who previously served as editor-in-chief of Yahoo Health”

I watched three episodes of Girls and couldn’t believe how much it lacked self unawareness. I kept waiting for the punch line— waiting for it to reveal itself as a parody of stereotypical Millenials, waiting for it to let me know it was in on the joke: Hannah is terrible! But I kept watching and came to the horrific…

Don’t be so negative. Is he wrong about any of the issues he is bringing up? No. Does it matter that “the movement” will never take off? No. Do I personally like the pig socks? No. Will I ever tell a non-violent black man how to protest? Fuck no. Does the look on his face during his first sit-down show the truth of…

On the one hand: “7 Years” is a terrible song and I’m glad that it’s finally falling off heavy rotation

I don’t believe in the afterlife, but I want to for him and Gilda. He was such a sweet, funny man.

I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve cried about losing a celebrity in the last 41 years. 2016 has two of them. Bowie and Wilder. I don’t want to accept that this is part of getting older, but I guess it is.

A medal rack, Katie? Bryce doesn’t even own A medal, let alone many medals that would necessitate an entire rack. What is Bryce gonna do with a medal rack?

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HE LOOKS LIKE A POTATO!