Just do what Mel Torme and Bob Wells did during a very hot summer - write a fabulous Christmas song.

“Frank’s posted a plot-thickening, grammatically unfortunate statement.”

A 22-year-old who doesn’t vote and who desperately wishes she was a black woman (specifically from Trinidad for some reason).

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF ONE’S LABIA HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF SEX ONE HAS???

No, you actually aren’t wrong. Just because they were off-duty doesn’t mean they weren’t on the job. Cops still retain their power when off-duty and therefore also have to obey their oath when off-duty. I mean yeah, working private security means they can walk off the job at whim and not face professional…

For fucks sake. I am trying very hard to relate to law enforcement perspective, but I am quite tired of being told to think about how their families feel not knowing if their loved ones will come back after work, and the stress that creates. It amazes me that they demand this while failing to understand how black…

When news of this was initially posted on Gawker I was APPALLED (though not surprised, really) to see how many people were almost giddy about Manning attempting suicide, as though being pushed to experience severe depression and suicidal thoughts is part of the punishment process and not textbook “cruel and unusual…

Write Chelsea Manning: I saw this link first on Jezebel and I’m posting it here again because I’m sure Chelsea could use as many words of encouragement as possible:

Hardy is great but Paul Anderson’s Arthur Shelby is the performance of the show, for me.

I went to see Toy Story 3 with my niece and we ended up almost alone in the theater. The only other people were a 4-year-old boy and his grandma and it was the best. He was so into the movie. “But why would he give away his toys grandma, what are they going to do?”

If you’re trying to tell me Pen 15 is not a real club I’m going to be upset.

Two weeks from today, if I stay out of trouble, I’ll have fourteen years free from my addiction. Last night, I had a “using” dream that upset me to the core today. Thankfully, I have a phone list of friends in recovery, and I was able to call and talk my way through it today.

Aborted? Pffft. If they haven’t taken a breath outside the womb, they’re not good enough for my skin.

yikes please dont say things like this, this is especially hurtful to wheelchair users!!!

That’s where I think the confusion is for forced-birthers who insist a woman will “regret” their abortion- they mistake being bummed about having to go through it as regret. No one is happy to get an abortion, most just feel relieved. In a perfect world, we would never need abortions because our birth control planning…

As soon as I saw this headline, I knew the answer was going to be because men make more money. I hate being right about gender inequality.

Bowie’s reaction to the tattoo:

you’ve definitely struck a nerve for all us non-Hallmark daughters and sons- so thank you. As a survivor of a toxic mother I want to offer a way for people like me to take mother’s day and make it a day for us too- like Galentines- I go and visit a lovely lady at a care home who has early stage Alzheimer’s- it’s a…