You’re absolutely right that they won’t get there. Instead, they’ll clean house in January 2019, reset the entire roster in February 2019 and toss out every single draft pick from the 2016-2018 tanking project.

Just to finish the thought, I think the Browns will get a veteran starter...but it’ll be somebody like Sam Bradford or Tyrod Taylor or whatever - a guy with some past success, but who has a small enough price tag that they can easily dump him overboard without much regret/long-term consequences.

The Browns have an estimated $110 million in cap space, per overthecap.com. They also have two of the top four picks in the upcoming draft (Nos. 1 and 4), and even if they use one of those selections on a QB like Sam Darnold, Josh Rosen, Josh Allen, or Baker Mayfield, they still could be players for a veteran starter

I’d like to see a 50,000 foot view to outline the strategic priorities.

Yep.

Actually, for the windows, it’s possible they’re legal. I won’t speak for other states, but here in Georgia, you’re allowed to tint the windows so that they cut out about 2/3 of the light...which is quite dark actually (particularly on sunny days when there’s a lot of light outside dazzling you-the-outsider).

Dumb roommate food stories are great stories.

Wisconsin football has churned over coaches pretty successfully, even though dudes like Bielema, Anderson and Paul Chryst that were mediocre to bad elsewhere. However, I think that’s in large part a function of Barry Alvarez knowing exactly what style of play works at Wisconsin and exclusively hiring coaches who are…

Could it be any more obvious that the NCAA told PSU “ride it out for a year or two. We’ll rescind all of the penalties once this has disappeared from the public consciousness.”

From a purely on-field and on-court perspective, if Izzo and Dantonio retire, Sparty is probably going to be down for a really long while*.

True, but unfortunately, it doesn’t really matter if he does go off-script.

Dude. There are GOP politicians who openly espouse Family Values while actively cheating on their own wives.

Ogre Battle 64: Person of Lordly Caliber.

I think there are only two possible outcomes here:

Yeah, the Millennial age band is ridiculous. It supposedly extends from people born in the early 80's all the way to the early 2000's. Which is a crazy way to differentiate given how much change there was in that era. I’ve actually seen a lot of researchers actually breaking Millennials into two separate groups, with…

Who’s calling them a world-beater?

No, it’s not time to worry.

Nice to see that England has the same “rich people with expensive lawyers get lighter sentences” system that we have here in the US.

Yeah you shouldn’t need a card to avoid being sent Straight to Jail, Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200.

If you show up to a restaurant and exclusively get a glass of water, you should at least toss a couple bucks on the table and/or have a friend who is eating put a larger-than-usual tip on his check to make up for you.