That scene was so fucking ridiculous. First of all, he didn’t even use it right. You use warm saline solution not cold tap water. Then you’re going to tell me that one ounce of cold tap water is going to dislodge blood and snot that has been incapacitating him for weeks? Are you going to tell me that they never…

You beat me to it. I came here to gush about Charlie Cox, who indeed doesn’t get enough credit for the role. Sure, Vincent D’Onofrio’s great, but I absolutely love Cox in this role. He brings so much humor and charm to the character, which does a lot in balancing out all the angsty issues (though for a character like…

Tonight on E! Meuws. Pawscar winner Fluffy McFluff-Face got into a bit too much catnip at the awards night. She shocked the whole Catcademy, calling them all a bunch of pussies, during here acceptance speech. Looks like someone needs a new scratching post.

“Odin’s revelations will no doubt be world-shaking and mystery-defining. Eventually. The Kid’s plan to create “a monument… to everyone who put me in the cage” will become clearer. Eventually. The horrors of Henry’s missing days, and his missing youth, will be dug up. Eventually. Ruth’s jaunts through time will be…

The show basically has two tricks up its sleeve:

1. Is XXXX a host or a human?

For me, it’s not that I can’t keep them straight, but that it feels like needless work to do so. Intentionally split timelines seem to be Westworld’s main narrative trick. I wish they’d find another one. It was a bit better in the first season. The first was split by forty something years. The second season was…

Honestly, there are times when me can barely follow this show and not sure me even care what going on. But watching Legion for coherent story is like eating cookies for vitamins — missing point entirely. Me could honestly watch hour of trippy visuals and Hawley’s mod/kitch aesthetic and Aubrey Plaza slinking around in…

Look, if an industry veteran like Cameron hasn’t learned how to pronounce capital letters and italics, it’s his own fault when he gets misinterpreted.

Give a show you like maybe one bad season, then check in the first ep of the next one. Five seasons is too many seasons to spend on something that is bad.

He was going to stop after a couple, but they just looked like weird moles, so he found a bunch more people to kill to even out the look.

I think this show soft-jumped the shark a little bit once it started to flanderize the brain consumption. In season 1, it used to be that Liv would gain skills, maybe sexual orientation, maybe a general worldview. Now she basically turns into a clone of the deceased person, to the point that you wonder if she even…

I’d definitely recommend the book - it’s basically Gaiman and Pratchett getting together to do a Douglas Adams cover band, and it’s the best possible version of that.

Yes, plus it felt like it came from nothing. Liv is upset that Major didn’t “stand by a sick child,” right? Looks to me like he did, as much as he was able to. His subordinates reported something moving in the back seat, and Major still waves them on after looking at Liv.

Favorite Clive line: introducing his partner old lady Liv: “you might remember her as the star of Murder She Wrote”

Hot take: “The Avengers” is wildly overrated and mediocre and “Avengers 2" is absolute crapola.

Does every newly minted zombie just go nuts on the fake tanning? Everyone looks way too normal there. Considering that it’s a huge chunk of the population now, do they really need to hide it? And it’s still only Liv (and Blaine) who’s not doing it? It’s weird. Other than, I get it, they didn’t want to make a ton of…

Mix #3 with podcasts. Only listen to podcasts while doing cardio, gym stuff, or on your way back (to finish an episode). Value added, less boredom.

I definitely think it would be possible, as Starry suggests, to write a good book that is largely about the questions you ask, but there’s nothing about a teenage romance that precludes interesting questions from being asked or answered. In fact, the AVC recently ran an article about romance movies that claimed that…

They need to get this on Netflix so the first season gets some eyeballs before the new one. It’s a black comedy Parks and Rec, I really hope it hits its stride this year