Please shut up with this morose, hopeless bullshit.

I hope her husband divorces her. No way he agrees.

I’m 99% sure she didn't personally fund the dossier

You are fiercely defending this game up and down these comments. It bears mentioning, it’s okay if people aren’t interested or don't like the game. 

Because Japan.

My first thought is how is their cat so chill? Mine would yowl out of stress during the car ride, and would probably skitter away if I took her outside. I would love for her to accompany me outside but it just seems impractical all around.

I was looking for that in the trailer. It’s always a pain swapping discs on an emulator. I would love to play this on a screen bigger than my tablet also.

I have not heard the term "santorum" in a good while, what ever happened to him

Believe me girl I’m tryin 🙏👐

I wonder if this would make these idiots reconsider.

It’s interesting that he’s managed to cozy up to AV Club staff, considering what a vile, unkind person he is outside of the AV Club.

You’ve convinced me to wait and buy it. I'll see how things are around Thanksgiving/Christmas.

are u a baby seal from Warcraft II

Ideally, when things get enough traction, movie studios and game developers pay attention and acknowledge it somehow. I’d like to think that was at least part of the attempt.

While it was crass, let's not all get up in arms about Madonna being Madonna. I mean it's even right there in the name.

This is exactly the way I used to describe Sherlock.

One thing on which I think we can all agree: nobody is tantalized by the prospect of the pee tape.

I really wonder about Splinter sometimes. They did not post one. single. article. about the congressmen visiting Moscow on July 4th.

Thank you, I laughed when I saw Curry's wife looking on again.

More about no. 2 please??