If being a decent person means you would be a “voice of dissent” that “undermines your team” then your team is shit.

Ok, Johnson and Mullins need to just fuck off. And when they get there, a fine upstanding citizen needs to tell them to fuck off again. And so on, and so forth, until the end of time. The end.

I hope that when he dies they do an autopsy and show just how damaged his brain really is.

How dare you make me think of those two playing 7 minutes in Heaven. Jesus Christ have mercy.

Are there any good ICE agents, or is being a shitty person a requirement to join?

I’m a current Texan, surrounded by willfully ignorant conservatives. This makes me angry.

I live in Denison. The word I got was that her and/or her mom were trying to collect money from gofundme or whatnot, on top of covering for an affair, dunno if it’s true or not. The racial stuff is probably just a white bitch picking an easy target. Honestly when I first heard the hoax stuff, my first thought was if…

Explain the tiny VW “bug” car that I believe was in the ending credits scene of the first movie.

I’m trapped in Texas. I’m poor, I have a disabled son, and I also care for my mom (who can’t drive and is kinda not all there) and disabled step-dad with cancer. Trapped, I tell you.

A lot of cats love the whole captive audience thing that comes with women sitting on a toilet. Our youngest cat does it... It’s adorable that he wants to curl up in my lap but not so much when he runs in, jumps up without warning and ends up falling through, and essentially wearing, my underwear. Awkward.

A suggestion: Go to a pound/shelter and adopt a dog or a cat. You can save their life, and you gain a companion that loves you unconditionally (well, a dog will, cats can have a weird tsundere type thing going on). And they rely on you to stay alive, giving you a reason to keep going.

What I need to know: when using the Nintendo ID accounts on the switch, if I buy a second switch so my son and I can play Splatoon 2 or other games together, can I transfer his ID account to the new Switch while leaving my account on the old Switch? Because this is not currently possible on the WiiU, it’s transfer…

I’ve been telling my sister’s for years that if there’s a Say Yes to the Dress there needs to be a counterpart Say No to the Ho, where friends and family help a person boot that special shitty person out of their life. But I’ll take a Say No to the O.

Not that it’s an option or anything, but I’ve officially lost interest in turning into a mermaid to explore the mysteries of the sea.

My son and I have played lots of games on the Wii U, but imo Splatoon completely justified the purchase, and damned if we don’t get a Switch just for the next Splatoon, too.

Ya, it’s like living in Hell, but without all the cool athiests.

I live in Texas. Can confirm surrounded by nut jobs.

Literally none of this matters to me until I get the option to make villagers I hate move out, particularly since you can’t get anyone to move in if there’s no open space for them.

I just assumed he enjoys the smell of the sh!t that he spews forth from his asshole-y mouth.

“when she farts it smells like a vagrant crawled inside of her to die.”