Let’s not forget he was once a judge.

Yeah, they’ll start hiring again any minute now.

One shoe. Gonna have to buy some new sneaks when he gets out of the drunk tank. That sober moment comes at you hard. “Really? I only have one shoe now? DAMMIT.”

Great, so now Zeke’s gotta get himself a Suspension-Buster-Buster-Buster-Buster-Buster-Buster.

Yeah only on planet FUCK THIS WEED IS STRONG is Litter Caesar’s a preferred dinner choice over Pizza Hut.

His lawyer told him to plead the fifth, but he already drank it

Counterpoint: look at his majestic college hair.

First of all, I read that article. Second of all, nothing in it excuses punching your coworker in the face hard enough to send him to the hospital. If it turns out Mirotic also threw a punch, or said something bad enough to deserve one, that will change things. But the fact that Portis grew up in a really tough…

It sounds like TMNT, and that’s final. We’ve decided on this five years ago, and do the US Mutant Ninja Turtles song. I still don’t know why this isn’t our mascot.

I challenge anyone to show me a Survivor Pool that makes it past Week 10. I’m still alive only because I am incredibly stupid.

Oh gotcha that makes sense now

I’ve always liked Buck’s play calls, for both MLB and NFL games. What I truly admire about him, however, is how he helped an old pal of his named Jim Brockmire get back on his feet during the past season. If you don’t know the story, you should ask around.

“Marshall, Shepard, Harris, Beckham- you’re next!”.

Hendricks also looked like the second coming of Greg Maddux when he outpitched Kershaw in the NLCS last year. He probably deserves more credit than he gets because he’s been close to unhittable in his postseason career.

I’ll stand up for Terminator 3 for one reason, and one reason only:

I also love that the background they chose is a cubicle because why not.

Not trying to be a jerk....but I literally thought that was ESPN doing a heart warming story where they let a special needs person be a sideline reporter. I am NOT joking. I thought he was special needs and we were going to hear it was a special thing that ESPN did for a “special” person in Denver.

Ryan Vogelsong was a good Giant.

Por que no los dos?