This chart looks like an aquarium with a dead fish on the bottom left.

You know, I'm reaching 40 and I'm still not sure when I, a an American man, should start tucking my t-shirts into my pants. Do I get something in the mail from AARP? 

Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.

My Brittle Pony

Plays fall apart; the line cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the field,
The opposing rush is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity and stolen crab legs

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Mid summer Rugby 7's tournament in Wichita. Some superleage teams have shown up like the KC blues. My team the Wichita Barbarians are hosting, but we are beer leaguers at best.. .with a couple of excellent talents, pretty common for a mens league 7's team.

Junior year of high school football. My school was in a weird conference, in which we had at least two 2-hour drives for away games each year. This was fine - we always went out to eat a buffet afterwards. As the starting Right Tackle, this was the tits.

Am I the only one who thinks it’s pretty shitty she was crying instead of allowing her husband to enjoy his victory? The Colts had just won a super bowl a few years before, it’s not like this was their one shot before the window closed...

I haven’t seen the Saints flayed this badly since Bartholomew.

“A single that isn’t a walk” is also known as a single.

Oh come on, I watch enough wrestling to know what ‘guaranteeing’ means, you moran.

This caws for change in owl law enforcement handles these cases. A kid like Werts has too much taloned for them to be robin him of practice time.

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? I know I would.

Space Jam 2

BAH GAWD, IT'S JIMMER FREDETTE!

It’s a they’re dead joke

Interesting that they made their way over to the US. Well, one of them did anyway.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”