They’re all fast, they all have coverage everywhere, they all just work.

What I learned from that picture is that Weber really likes to stick it to John McCain whenever and wherever he can.  

the better friday boy

suggests what seems like the obvious likeliest culprit: one hinky or two different scales

I heard one time, Lebron James dunked so hard it warped spacetime, to go back 80 years and prevent a rival’s father from ever being born.
LeBron James once won the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Championship by eating Joey Chestnut.
LeBron James broke the world record for the 100-meter freestyle in swimming but was…

we asked South African sports science and hydration expert

Terry Crews blows that right out of the water

No wonder their coach is stressed the fuck out.

Oh no that’s my dad.

He’s Terrible too.

What about Terry Tate?

Just think, due to our fine president’s willingness to confront a shooter, the next great QB may be able to call Trump University his alma mater.

The nearest orthopedist.

I know the Raiders were universally clowned for using a first rounder on him, but it worked out pretty well. Other than some guy named Brady, there’s only a couple people taken after him that you’d draft over him in retrospect.

I live for this comment section. I probably won’t abandon it (do anything else with my life) for the next 3 days.

Honestly Basketball has been good this year.

For shame, you guys assigned gronk’s rushing power to blake bortles.

What happens if they don’t? Do they eventually start accumulating delay of game penalties until they have to start penalizing them half the distance from their own end zone and run into Zeno’s Paradox where they can never get all the way back for a safety? Does the NFC Championship never happen? As the years pass by,…

Circle Bitch.

Finding out aliens really exists is the only possible ending for 2017 when you actually think about it.