My 14 year old son has been into Pokemon since he could talk.

Rufinol, apparently.

I mean, what you really probably need is a truck, but when your neighbor offers to sell you his 2005 Porche 911 with 30,000 miles on it for $5000, that is what you buy.

We all grieve in our different ways

And while we’re at it: fuck off Ronaldo.

oh eu.

Brits: We don’t see how Americans could be so stupid and shortsighted as to have Trump as a major party candidate!

“You’ve Just Voted to Leave the EU. You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next...”

Stockholm Syndrome?

“You’re making the biggest mistake of my career.”- Pat Riley

While Chile aren't necessarily the good guys, watching this match and seeing the utter destruction of El Tri was amazingly gratifying.

I always thought his position was IR.

UEFA said the name... refers to the super powers the small boy gained when he found a magic cape, boots and ball.

If he’d been a pediatrician instead of a basketball player, I wonder what we’d call him. Dr. Livingston, I presume.

Wolves got easy access to food, snuggles and skritches, and protection for their young

Edited for accuracy

Player 1's little brother picked up the controller a decade ago.

You can also put a ball in a hoop, and a hoop on your balls. You can stick your balls in a pocket or hit your balls with a stick, but you can’t stick a pocket on your balls, because then there wouldn’t be anywhere to park your balls, you see.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.